I felt it was only appropriate to put something up in response to all the coverage of the recent Swine Flu outbreak. Pigs are getting a bad rap on this one. The government is supposedly renaming the virus to H1-N1, but it doesn't seem to be catching on. SONG LYRICSMiss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle,neither has a little snifflePorky Pig and Pooh's Piglet No fever yetPutnam, Gordy, Toot and PuddleNot contagious safe to snuggleAsk Petunia Babe, NoelleAll of them feel wellWilbur, Hamm Hogzilla tooNone of them caused the fluWash your hands, wear a maskHow'd this happen, people askHow it started I don't knowStay away from MexicoNow it's in the USANo one's safe this day and agePigs didn't start the swine fluBlame the laboratoryFor this awful StoryPigs didn't start the swine fluNo we've been betrayedThe strain appears man-madeViral codes of human fluBird influenza's in there tooThe only thing i seem to findPeople blame the swineRead the papers, post your blogBlame it on the lowly hogDown some aspirin, take a swigYou're infected by the pigEveryone thinks I'm contagiousRead it on my twitter pagesYou can hug me you won't dieCome and hang out in my styEat your dinner throw it upNo one blames it on the pupRun a temp and get the chllsEveryone run for the hillsPigs didn't start the swine fluBlame the laboratoryFor this awful StoryPigs didn't start the swine fluNo we've been betrayedThe strain appears man-madeName diseases after pigsEveryone throws dirty digsI'm a virus people thinkI'm not sick I'm clean and pinkI"m your friend your little buddyI don't know why you feel cruddyDon't blame me I'm not the causeGovernment should change the lawsPeople sick across the nationLooking for a vaccinationCenter for disease controlSomeone there has got to knowThis disease it needs a name Which animals should we defameNobody will likely mindIf we named it for an ugly swinePigs didn't start the swine fluBlame the laboratoryFor this awful StoryPigs didn't start the swine fluNo we've been betrayedThe strain appears man-madeThe pigs are innocent I tell youWe didn't do anything wrongWe didn't start this diseaseBut we're taking all the blame.
